Sleep Proof Nightmares

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:44:20 +0800

avariciousgreed: WRATH: How ridiculous. Humans always make a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:44:03 +0800

WRATH: How ridiculous. Humans always make a point out of being foolishly stubborn.

GREEDLING: Ah, you got that right! Y’know they always get so frantic in the heat of the moment. Ha, like it’s gonna do them any good. But… pathetic as it may be - and they sure are - I still prefer to side with the underdog.

multipack: mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:43:25 +0800

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

kickasscastiel: has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:41:15 +0800

kickasscastiel:

has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.

claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:38:27 +0800

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:38:16 +0800

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:37:24 +0800

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:37:08 +0800

d0cpr0fess0r:

Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.

toramorigan: daksinakke: funfrom4chan: So my cat likes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:37:01 +0800

toramorigan:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

Aww yiss.

Mother.

Fucking.

Air Pacs.

childishnotions: writing is safer, somehowbecause my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,and words...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:36:12 +0800

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone

dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobbly...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:36:02 +0800

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

When you're dancing to music:

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:35:02 +0800

sodamnrelatable:

and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like:

But in reality you’re like:

lunnasphere: stop unfollowing me i have a family to support and cocaine to buy

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:34:57 +0800

lunnasphere:

stop unfollowing me i have a family to support and cocaine to buy

cuna-e: authentist: rubyetc: how are you? saw 4 red cars on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:34:42 +0800

cuna-e:

authentist:

rubyetc:

how are you?

saw 4 red cars on the way to school so its a super day!
-the curious incident of the dog in the night time

i loove that book

dorodot: if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:34:22 +0800

dorodot:

if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked

???

!

WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP

yooooo!

YOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:33:00 +0800

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:25:14 +0800

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:25:00 +0800

gothgirlsonly: sorbetshawty: I don’t think you understand how...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:24:54 +0800

gothgirlsonly:

sorbetshawty:

I don’t think you understand how important this is to me

snoopshawty

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:24:41 +0800